My Gwyneth moment

VILLENEUVE, SERRE CHEVALIER

I’m blonde. I was skied into from behind by a man. And – [delivered in Paltrow’s deadly serious monotone] – “I lost half a day’s skiing”.

That’s as far as the similarities stretch to be honest, but I watched with obsessive compulsion the court case between Gwyneth Paltrow and Terry Sanderson earlier this year because I’d, just two weeks prior, been invol…